September 21st, 2014
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

mu-sical:

you told me you loved me

why did you leave me alone?

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snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

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comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

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matthulksmash:

bunniesbeertittiestattsschlongss:

s1uts:

lovingthystruggle:

mireligionerestu:

If you honestly think these weren’t the best Batman movies then I’ll be praying for you, the Villain casting was LEGENDARY.

Agreed

This might be one of my favorite posts. 

The villain casting was great, except for Bane. Which really pisses me off. Bane is one of my favorite Batman villains, and they turned a brilliant tactician into a moron. Let’s keep believing in the stereotype than men with muscles are dumb, everyone!

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barebackinq:

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

If you close your eyes right before the impact your brain will think you died..some people find comfort in this

(via nelyson)

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

Treat yourself the same way.

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actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

it looks like bread

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

it looks like bread

(via nelyson)

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

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ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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  • Mom: How is Grey's going to even continue without Cristina Yang?
  • Me: I DONT KNOW I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE